I wonder what it’s like to be permanently sexually frustrated…
OH WAIT THAT’S MY LIFE.

I wish going into a sex shop didn’t make me so uncomfortable.
I also wish I knew what the fuck to buy.
I mean, how do you know what’s the right one for you?
Can someone just send me some sex toys?
Like is there a Sex Toy Fairy? If so, ARE YOU LISTENING? Because I need a damn orgasm.

I get sex and dinner.

My two favorite things ;P

a-lustful-life:

unfortunately.

a-lustful-life:

i know the feeling

So I jut had a realization that I can’t go see Magic Mike in theaters cuz I would literally be like, “SOMEONE JUST SEX ME NOW!” in the middle of it all. So to keep from ‘throwing my cat at everyone’ (lol if someone knows where I stole that from) I will refrain from going to the movies until it is out on DVD.