dad, why dont you stop  being such an asshole? Grow up. You are the most pathetic human being alive. Gett a mother fucking job and stop laying around the house. Fix my car. Fix the yard. And the garages. And the basement. There is so much  for you to do and yet none of it seems to get done. You are a sad excuse for a father and an even worse one for a husband. Stop being a lazy dick. 

Sincerely, 

the daughter you lost a long time ago